[ Damn it. She slips out of his reach. Seconds before he's about to vault himself over the back of the couch after her with gritted teeth (and fangs that threatened to puncture his lip again. dammit,) a sudden sense of dread strikes him. Like he can't help but feel like she's about to do something crazy with that pillow. But what— ]
OOF
[ There's enough force behind that throw that if one were to take a side shot of Cloud's face, one could see it getting comedically scrunched inwards from the sheer force of it all. Right. Now play it in slow-motion and his voice just rumbles with sheer agony. His head snaps back. A peculiarly heart-shaped explosion of dust poofs into the air where the pillow makes contact with Cloud's face. Aaand he's on the floor. Any normal pillow throw would have just been annoying. THAT felt like getting slammed in the face with a flat iron slab of...something. His nose stings for sure. ]
Rrgh... [ But instead of getting back up so suddenly with a burst of Sanguis-fueled fury? ] ... Tch.
Ever since you got here it's been "my this" and "my that". [ He sits up. ] And blaming me for every little thing the second shit turns sideways on you.
[ Pulls himself back to his feet, staring her down from behind the couch. ]
I'd tell you to get the hell out, but your dumbass would just wind up jacking someone else's place again because you can't tell for shit when someone's living there already! Your apartment? I've been holding this damn place down for the past few months. You just rolled up and decided to turn this place into a goddamn 24/7 brothel, you stupid...
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OOF
[ There's enough force behind that throw that if one were to take a side shot of Cloud's face, one could see it getting comedically scrunched inwards from the sheer force of it all. Right. Now play it in slow-motion and his voice just rumbles with sheer agony. His head snaps back. A peculiarly heart-shaped explosion of dust poofs into the air where the pillow makes contact with Cloud's face. Aaand he's on the floor. Any normal pillow throw would have just been annoying. THAT felt like getting slammed in the face with a flat iron slab of...something. His nose stings for sure. ]
Rrgh... [ But instead of getting back up so suddenly with a burst of Sanguis-fueled fury? ] ... Tch.
Ever since you got here it's been "my this" and "my that". [ He sits up. ] And blaming me for every little thing the second shit turns sideways on you.
[ Pulls himself back to his feet, staring her down from behind the couch. ]
I'd tell you to get the hell out, but your dumbass would just wind up jacking someone else's place again because you can't tell for shit when someone's living there already! Your apartment? I've been holding this damn place down for the past few months. You just rolled up and decided to turn this place into a goddamn 24/7 brothel, you stupid...